Real English Conversations: Office Pranks

Transcript Hello and Welcome to another edition of Real English Conversations here at Better at English dot com. This is Lori comin’ atcha from the Better at English studios here in Southern Sweden, where as you might be able to tell, I’ve got a really bad cold. But hey, your learning is more important than my voice, so I’m going ahead and podcasting for you anyway. So before we get on with the conversation, I just want to say thanks very much to everyone who’s provided feedback about the show. I try to reply to everyone who emails a comment, but Franck in France and Mustafa in Turkey, there’s no way for me to reply to you when you send a text through the Mychingo site, so I’ll take the opportunity to thank you here for your nice comments about the show. OK, without further ado, here comes another episode of Real English Conversations. Conversation Transcript Lori: I was browsing photos on the Internet the other day on Flickr and I’m not sure how I ended up there, but I saw this really funny thing. It was to do with office pranks. And apparently, some guy in some office was known for having, like, far too many Post-its posted all over his workstation on his computer… Michael: Mmm hmm Lori: …and for his birthday the people in the office had gotten together and completely papered his entire office with Post-its — it was like, some 47,000 Post-its or something posted all over his office in this multicolored rainbow. And there was this whole collection of different office pranks in this photo collection on Flickr. And I, I, you know, I don’t really have much experience working in an office, but you do, and I was wondering if you ever played office pranks at any time? M: Most of the time that I was working in an office we were too busy working to dead— unrealistic deadlines to think about pulling pranks. And usually the, the people I was working for were rather strict and didn’t have much in the way of a sense of humor. So pulling office pranks isn’t something that we were…it was never on the agenda; we wouldn’t have got away with it. L: Really? So there was no place for fun at all? In any of the— M: Not really no. We were, seriously, we were too, I’m not exaggerating, it was very busy, always focused on the work, and always a very short deadline with a lot of work to do. So there were very few idle moments when you would be able to pull off a prank. L: Oh…well, that’s too bad ’cause I think a little bit of fun in the workplace probably makes people happier and, and, and, and work better. M: I would agree, that’s something that would’ve made things more enjoyable, perhaps. L: I mean, you don’t want people goofing off all the time on company time but I think, you know, a few, a half an hour here and there with people having some fun, that in the long run you’d have more productive and happy employees. M: Sure, yeah, I think that’s a fair comment. Thanks for tuning in to this edition of Real English Conversations. As always, you can find the full transcript of this podcast at our website, Better at English dot com. And from now on, there is also a PDF file of the transcript available for download at the website. Thanks to Arpad S for suggesting this feature. So keep your questions and comments coming in — it totally makes my day to get feedback from listeners out there. And if you’re subscribed on iTunes, why not log in and leave a review now? That would be awesome! Good luck with your learning, and we’ll see you next time. Bye for now! Vocabulary browsing looking thorough something (like a book, a website, or a collection of photos) without any specific plan ended up to end up somewhere is to finally be in a particular place or situation to do with if A is to do with B, then A is connected to B. apparently You can use the word “apparently” to show that you have some doubt about what you have heard or read. Post-its A Post-it is the brand name of small note papers with a sticky strip on the back that allows you to stick it to objects. Like the image in the transcript above. some Used this way, “some” means “about” or “approximately” deadlines a deadline is the date that a project or piece of work is due. prank A prank is a trick that is meant to be funny or amusing, not hurt anyone or cause damage pulling pranks to “pull a prank” is to do, carry out, or execute a prank sense of humor If you have a sense of humor, you are able to see things as funny or amusing on the agenda An agenda is a formal list of points to be discussed at a meeting. But informally, if you say that something is “on the agenda” it means that it’s something important or something that you plan to do got away with If you get away with something, it means that you do something you aren’t allowed to do and nobody catches you exaggerating If you exaggerate, it means that you make something seem larger or more important than it really is short deadline Deadlines can be long or short. A long deadline means that you have a lot of time to get your task done. A short deadline means that you have little time idle If you are idle, it means that you don’t have anything to do. It can also be a synonym for “lazy” goofing off If you are goofing off (or goofing around) at work you are avoiding work and just doing silly or amusing things in the long run at a time far away in the future Copyright 2008 L. Linstruth - www.betteratenglish.com.Real English Conversations: Office Pranks